Major writers block, let’s see here … oh yeah, Michael Jackson starts his trail today, of course, fittingly, vh1 launched this news special “Micheal Jackson’s secret childhood”, if anyone is interested.

Major, major conspiracy theories here, pundits such as the dancer for Michael’s video, “the way you make me feel”, Tatiana Thumbtzen, tells how she took the extra initiative to kiss Michael on tour, which led to her prompt removal from it. Her own web site does a lot of damage in and of its self, without Vh1 or anyone else’s help. Ok this is my issue with her whole theory, on how Michael must have been into boys because he’d rather spend time with Ricky Schroeder instead of her on tour. First off, Michael never explicitly told you that he was into you to begin with; you interpreted, incorrectly, body language, which shows that you were projecting your interests onto him. Secondly, you should have known something was up when his mother was more enthusiastic about your sleeping arrangements than he was. Plus you could have asked Teresa J. Gonsalves about what happened in New York, when Latoya “intercepted” their making out session, and how relieved he was. But that is neither here or there.

Among other things some British guy claims that Michael did the phone thing with him, but isn’t so sure why it is, or was, such a big idea. Hello, the phone deed, with a young child, yeah I think that is a big deal. But aside from all of these individuals, who are probably just ticked off at Michael, for whatever reason, it’s all innuendo. But back to Thumbtzen’s web site, which used to have some credibility, but is now just a big one page ad for her own book, “the way he made me feel”. Get over it already, and move on with your life, if he hurt you that bad, perhaps your life should consist of something other than your profiting from your brief flirtation with the 15 seconds of fame you did have with him. But then of course people don’t necessarily respect J. Lo either.

Speaking of which, Vh1 is now trumping the fact that J Lo took her beat for her “Get Right” song from Usher’s confessions album. So she takes it off of the cutting room floor as well, what else is new. Until next time…